Ever been in a meeting that felt like it would never end? Yeah, me too. In this episode of Jest Business, Rahul and I dive into the wild, weird world of corporate meetings—the ones that drag, the ones that go nowhere, and the ones that somehow still involve chanting mantras. Through a bunch of hilarious roleplays, we bring to life some of the most painfully familiar scenarios from our work lives. From “planning for the planning meeting” to the “customer chant,” nothing’s off the table. If you’ve ever suffered through a 3-hour business planning session or stood through a morning briefing before your coffee, this one’s for you.

Discussion Topics: The Real Reason Nothing Gets Done at Work

• Ever survived a meeting that rhymed? Wait till you hear this.
• The real reason every “short” meeting turns into a time vortex.
• Weekly meetings… with chants? Welcome to Alpha Beta Pipes.
• A hydration hack that might just save your life (or your eyelids).
• What if coping with meetings came with merch and bingo cards?
• The “planning” meeting that doubles as a sleep aid.
• A PowerPoint so long, it circles back to geography class.
• The exotic offsite that no one asked for (but everyone regrets).
• Early morning, no chairs, daily drills—guess which meeting this is.
• “We love the customer like our child” — and that’s not even the weirdest part
• The absurd meetings you’ve attended? We want to hear them.