How to Make Vendors Regret Emailing You

Ever wondered how not to work with vendors… In this episode, Paddy, a fresh faced vendor gives a masterclass in corporate villainy. The kind that makes procurement teams clap and finance departments weep with joy. From demanding epic-length proposals, to strategic ghosting, to stretching payment terms so far they enter the multiverse. This is a satirical look at how big companies squeeze suppliers like toothpaste at the end of the month.

Discussion Topics: How to Make Vendors Regret Emailing You

• Introduction
• Proposals? Yes, Make Them Extra Long and Boring
• Ghost Your Vendor
• Turn Payments into a Psychological Thriller
• Design Invoice Systems That Look Like Escape Rooms
• Keep Pointing Out Errors Till They Want to Die
• Kill Vendor’s Cash Flow
• Pro Tip: Finishing Move