What do you call 3.8 million unauthorized bank accounts? According to this CEO… “proactively opened.” In this satirical role-play episode of the Jest Business Podcast, we confront “Rex Worthington II”—a corporate spin machine who believes perception is reality, fines are a business expense, and ad campaigns erase scandals. From defending cartel clients to claiming customers should be grateful for unwanted accounts, this interview is a masterclass in corporate gaslighting.
Discussion Topics: The CEO Who Calls 3.8 Million Fake Bank Accounts “Proactively Opened”
- When two negatives suddenly become your Monday motivation
- The one thing leaders forget… until it bites them
- Why scandals are the gift that keeps on giving (sadly)
- Meeting a CEO who’s far too important for this podcast
- The art of bending reality… one phrase at a time
- How excuses become policies in corporate life
- Why every scandal needs a convenient health story
- What “high-net-worth client” really means (brace yourself)
- How to fix reputational damage… the CEO way
- Marketing budgets that conveniently solve everything
- Perception vs reality – and why the former always wins
- Your turn: send us the absurdities YOU want exposed